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All the single Asian/Arab guys

Dear Single Asian/Arab Guys (especially those over 30),

I have been matchmaking for the past three years to help diminish the ever increasing number of 30-something year old singletons. I do this on a voluntary basis in the little spare time that I have as a working mum of two, and for the most part I find it rewarding.

Recently, I have been contacted by several of you asking for introductions to a potential partner. I can see that you’re all reasonably attractive high achievers with great careers and pleasant manners. A promising start! I move on to find out more about your hobbies – you are well travelled, charitable, sporty and creative. I proceed to ask what you are looking for in a spouse. You respond to tell me that you are searching for someone who is intelligent, possesses a great sense of humour and most importantly somebody who is spiritual. Bingo! This will be easy!

Over the past few weeks, I have spent hours of exchanges attempting to find you suitable matches; women with whom you can build a meaningful relationship. Some of these single women have included:

  • a multi award-winning writer for one of the world’s largest news corps
  • an award-winning journalist often featured on major news channels
  • a surgeon who has performed operations across the world on a voluntary basis as an act of charity high flying lawyer whose looks rival that of a Bollywood actress

I have been extremely disappointed to find that all of the above women have been rejected because you’ve deemed them ‘too old’. This is despite the fact that they’re all at least five years younger than you, or at the very most, the same age as you.

Astonishingly, one of you (yes, you – the forty-two year old with the grey hair), was even bold enough to ask if I could ‘guarantee’ that the lady in question was fertile. Well no. I can’t. In the same way, that these single girls are not expecting me to provide them with your most recent sperm count.

Another one of you expressed worries about the risk of any future children born to an ‘older woman’ having Down’s syndrome. OK, as a qualified GP, I can see that that’s a legitimate concern. Sort of. But let’s go on a fact-finding mission together, and we’ll soon discover that the risk of a 35-year-old woman conceiving a child with Downs Syndrome is 0.4%. To put it another way, there is a 99.6% chance that the child will be born without Downs Syndrome. 0.4%, 0.4%!! Yet you still feel that the odds are too high. What happened to balance and perspective? Which leads me nicely on to my next point: physical attraction.

Almost all of you have expressed that you would like to marry someone attractive. Of course you would. There is no shame in admitting that and I value your honesty. However, in my experience, many of you are oblivious of your own shortcomings in the looks department.  I have a sneaky suspicion you may have well and truly fallen off the self awareness horse. Conventional wisdom states that beauty is very much in the eye of the beholder, but it seems to me that some of you beholders are blind when looking at your own reflections. So, just to be perfectly clear- no, that isn’t George Clooney staring back at you. If you want to marry a beautiful woman then please make an effort to make the very most of your own looks.

Physical attraction is a luxury that you may choose to wait for. You may even choose to be single forever rather than marry someone you aren’t physically attracted to. Good luck with that. Just don’t prioritise looks over character. Of course, you may insist on both and be willing to die single, or you may have to choose. My advice: choose character. You will eventually find true beauty shapes your perception from the inside out.

There is a genuine crisis happening right under our noses, where amazingly talented single women are being overlooked because of your irrational fears and increasing list of demands. It’s time to ask yourself if it really is her age that you fear, or rather the fact that you may feel threatened by a woman who has achieved great things in life and is your intellectual equal.

Or perhaps it’s neither and marriage simply isn’t for you. So, when you’re next warming up your bowl of curry for one, made lovingly by your mother, please take a moment to reflect (and in some instances literally reflect) on why you’re truly single. It’s not because there is a global shortage of ‘good women’, but because you have a completely unrealistic idea of what you want in a wife.

Kind regards,

Farah Kausar
Voluntary matchmaker & wife of brilliant man